Francis Bacon

Fuck You: North Face, Uggs, Ed Hardy.

These stupid fucking trends really get to me. I go to school, and every fuckhead that passes me is wearing one of these “big three.”

The North Face is becoming an army. I was sitting in class the other day, I counted 7 out of the 20 kids in my class wearing a North Face jacket, trendy as fuck. After school, I see some 20 something guy walking with his 5 or 6 year old kids. Both his kids and him were wearing North Face jackets. What the fuck? What’s next? North Face sponsoring the Olympics? I cant stand these people, its all want want want. Why do people need to feed off of these material things? The North Face is actually a legit weather-wear clothing brand. I respect it in that, but I dont respect the people that are flamboyant when it comes to their North Face shit.

Uggs, holy shit. Every girl in the world thinks she can pull off the Uggs/Jeans combo. Seriously? If you weigh more than 130 pounds, you shouldnt wear these. Honestly, this can look super attractive on the right girl. But when a gross fucking broad is wearing this shit, its sucks. I dont care how narrow minded I sound.

Ed Hardy, the man himself, great artist, his clothing line, fucking terrible. Who the fuck puts rhinestones on a baseball cap and sells it for hundreds? These shirts have got to be the ugliest things I have ever seen.  Hey, lets pay 200 dollars for a t shirt that looks like someone ate skittles and puked it all over it and then proceeded to cover it in rhinestones. I make that much in two weeks. Fuck people.

I am surrounded by this shit. My school is one big trend war, who can wear the most expensive shit. I hate this fucking town.